Going Commando

Who hates panty lines? Me!

So I understand when many women decide to go commando– it’s sexy, way more comfortable and convenient, but I think there’s a time and place for it that many don’t know about.

Thongs are great. I’m a great thong-fanatic, but even those get uncomfortable and the panty lines on those (which is minimal) is still annoying. And I must admit I have thought about giving the commando phenomenon a try, but I’m hesitant and here’s why–

•Daily discharge! It might not get on our undies anymore, but it’s going to be quite a mess on your other pieces of clothing. And wouldn’t that just bring you back to the Selma Blair “The Sweetest Thing” movie where she’s at the dry cleaners trying to explain what those stains are?

•Easy accessibility. Which is good for the most part, but if you’re not banging out your partner then it just leaves your cookies all out and exposed just waiting for something to infest it.

•I don’t want to accidentally fall to the point that my legs are up in the air and my dress/skirt crawls up. Boom, now everyone knows your secret Victoria.

I think it’s only acceptable to go commando if your going out at night in which you’re wearing a very tight outfit and don’t want anything bulging out. But going commando during the daytime? A bit sketch. Your outfit might be see-thru and lighting might hit the spot just right where you’re basically a live X-ray for the world to see.

Imagine me going to the park or play date with Ziana and having it all out on a silver platter for people to awe at and make up disgusting fantasies of you!

Men are just lucky again in yet another department– being able to free ball without being detected or accidentally falling.

Lets see, maybe I’ll try it sometime next week and report back? I mean we all walk around naked in our house so going commando shouldn’t be that different, right? Haha.